It was bad enough when The Man with No Name weighed in behind one of the most uninspiring presidential hopefuls America has seen since Richard Nixon at last week’s Republican National Love-In in Florida. It was something else when he mumbled his way through right-wing sweet nothings to an inanimate object in front of millions of people
 
Now the Texas Ranger Chuck Norris has added his two cents, warning “evangelical Christians” and “like-minded American brothers and sisters” to unite and take to the polls in 2012. Instead of busting open Medicare with his bare hands and shitty barnet, Norris has taken to quoting Edmund Burke and the “great” Ronald Reagan.
 
And why? “Because we can no longer sit quietly or stand on the sidelines and watch our country go the way of socialism OR SOMETHING MUCH WORSE.”
 
 
Worse? Worse than Obama? What could be worse, Chuck?
 
 
Mitt Romney, obviously.
 

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